My father is losing his battle with cancer and was given a couple days to live, so he had me smuggle him a hospice beer. SCORE 122
Hips DO NOT lie. SCORE 216
Cats are jerks. SCORE 165
They sure are slow out of the box... SCORE 129
It's really quite simple, really. SCORE 95
Crotches kill. SCORE 103
The truth about men SCORE 322
Being a billionaire SCORE 184
Theft Deterrent Measure SCORE 101
OCD Santa. SCORE 238
Take a Chance on me. SCORE 101
Every time SCORE 98
I'm not the father! SCORE 255
Mother and daughter strolling, NYC 1970 SCORE 139
The German Dream SCORE 206
Look, It's A Panda Pan SCORE 130
She should marry him immediately SCORE 171
Don't mind me i'm just the milkman SCORE 56
When Ravenclaws get drunk. SCORE 195
Exactly how I feel. SCORE 260
Diarrhea-gon Alley. SCORE 120
Being old is hard. SCORE 19
When choosing a physician. SCORE 164
The saddest burger. SCORE 96
Limpin' aint easy. SCORE 144
A wolf in sheeps clothing SCORE 60
Short girl problems. SCORE 144
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 96
Rest In Peace Bretagne, the last known surviving 9/11 Rescue Dog SCORE 146
The face of no regrets SCORE 102
Accurate. SCORE 139
Perks of being blonde. SCORE 845
