It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Every time SCORE 134
Oedipus SCORE 164
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Words SCORE 114
Stress perm SCORE 50
When I die SCORE 127
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Link problems SCORE 140
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Tom Elvis Jedusor SCORE 121
Either SCORE 114
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
Some wise words SCORE 85
Bring me home. SCORE 93
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Grow a pear SCORE 63
