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I%26%238217%3Bll+never+have+a+family+of+my+own
Me%3A+Wait%2C+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+Baskin+Robbins+AND+a+Dunkin+Donuts%3F%21+Because+I+have+an+idea.+Them%3A+Let+me+get+a+manager.
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
First+Ever+Monster+Truck+Front+Flip%21
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
They+Started+Out+As+Just+A+Potamus
They Started Out As Just A Potamus SCORE 64
Anatomy+of+a+Greyhound
Anatomy of a Greyhound SCORE 31
The+ol%26%238217%3B+Switcheroo
The ol’ Switcheroo SCORE 102
Don%26%238217%3Bt+forget+the+Dibs+ice+cream
Don’t forget the Dibs ice cream SCORE 90
She+plays+the+%26quot%3Bbut+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+little+girl%21%26quot%3B+card+way+too+often.
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
Moves+like+Jagger
Moves like Jagger SCORE 90
bootybothered
bootybothered SCORE 107
Dear+journal%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+Fat
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
You+had+me+at+%26%238220%3Bruse%26%238221%3B
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 109
Sedimentary+layer+cake
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Gotta+love+Snake
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+in+the+middle+of+an+exam+and+the+teacher+is+explaining+something+to+someone
When you’re in the middle of an exam and the teacher is explaining something to someone SCORE 84
Heard+flights+are+expensive+though..
Heard flights are expensive though.. SCORE 100
18%2B+only
18+ only SCORE 87
My+reaction+would+be+the+same.
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Stay+strapped.
Stay strapped. SCORE 46
The+Louvre%2C+USA.
The Louvre, USA. SCORE 61
Git+Gud
Git Gud SCORE 118
I+Keep+Thinking+Oh+Man%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+So+Immature.
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Open+At+Your+Own+Risk
Open At Your Own Risk SCORE 93
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+that+hard+to+Google+it+to+confirm.
It’s not that hard to Google it to confirm. SCORE 69
Jimmy+Fallon+%26%238230%3B.
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
The+Moment+You+Realize+You+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Want+Children
The Moment You Realize You Don’t Want Children SCORE 73
This+Is+Me+About+98+Percent+Of+The+Time.
This Is Me About 98 Percent Of The Time. SCORE 129
Totally
Totally SCORE 87
They%26%238217%3Bre+really+stretching+for+things+to+criticise+her+for+at+this+stage%26%238230%3B
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Buying+golf+clubs+around+Glasgow+on+Facebook%26%238230%3B
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
WTF+Duolingo%3F
WTF Duolingo? SCORE 95
They+know+who+we+are..
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
heroes
heroes SCORE 54
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I found a neighborhood library on my street. SCORE 62
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If I Gave You 2 Cats And Another 2 Cats And… SCORE 96
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Climbing a frozen waterfall SCORE 94
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He sees when you’ve been drinking, he knows when you’re .08 SCORE 117
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I’ll allow it. SCORE 47
FEED+ME
FEED ME SCORE 82
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