How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 131
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Seal SCORE 28
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
Probably… SCORE 185
Being sick. SCORE 140
Burn! SCORE 216
Never forget. SCORE 159
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Accurate. SCORE 112
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Genius. SCORE 145
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Burn! SCORE 249
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
