your weird career choice is valid SCORE 9
this is why i am the way i am SCORE 28
a truck would be really helpful in this scenario SCORE 30
the greatest crime of all SCORE 14
dude SCORE 39
how could my body betray me like this? SCORE 24
goth nerds SCORE 25
the sun. it hurts my eyes! SCORE 14
so funny i’m dying SCORE 18
when the cereal companies finally stop lying to parents SCORE 31
all in favor zip your lips SCORE 32
there is no escaping Antarctica SCORE 19
extremely aggressive eye contact SCORE 23
savage dad humor SCORE 13
lord of the rings plot hole SCORE 29
uneducated wizard SCORE 25
my favorite genre SCORE 12
we’ve been lied to this whole time SCORE 20
look at it SCORE 5
whoops SCORE 18
gotta pay for the funeral somehow SCORE 19
can’t say they didn’t follow the instructions SCORE 24
not more than a day SCORE 30
this was revolutionary stuff SCORE 27
we’ve come a long way since egypt SCORE 21
living my best life SCORE 25
goth pockets SCORE 4
cats are sleep artists SCORE 18
we out here vibing SCORE 37
whoa. do not like that SCORE 19
true pet love SCORE 32
those poor bartenders SCORE 30