Real American hero SCORE 41
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Proceed SCORE 30
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
And cheese SCORE 26
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
