hi friend! SCORE 31
this is why i drink SCORE 29
please don’t watch me do things SCORE 37
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
an impossible task SCORE 20
english burn SCORE 27
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
then i’ll finally get a good night’s sleep SCORE 23
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
’90s cartoons were just built different SCORE 30
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
i was born this way SCORE 16
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
thanks for the insult SCORE 32
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
definitely a dog SCORE 45
i have layers SCORE 32
who’s in? SCORE 34
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
clever SCORE 29
excuse me SCORE 19
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
i always spill SCORE 16
call the fire department SCORE 4
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
back to bed! SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
