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You+can+change+the+heads+on+these+people+by+thinking+about+it
I+got+my+passport+in+the+mail.+Seems+to+be+working+well+enough%26%238230%3B
I got my passport in the mail. Seems to be working well enough… SCORE 31
Perfectly+fit
Perfectly fit SCORE 26
Gotta+drive+them+all.
Gotta drive them all. SCORE 23
When+two+become+one.
When two become one. SCORE 22
Nobody+could+have+predicted+this%26%238230%3B
Nobody could have predicted this… SCORE 24
We+finish+this%2C+now.
We finish this, now. SCORE 21
2020+Energy
2020 Energy SCORE 14
Yes+there+is+actually+%3A%2F
Yes there is actually :/ SCORE 31
The+beautiful+thing+about+Twitter%2C+is%26%238230%3B
The beautiful thing about Twitter, is… SCORE 24
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro. SCORE 28
Beware+the+grain
Beware the grain SCORE 23
Well%26%238230%3B+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+buy+your+way+in+to+heaven%2C+from+what+I%26%238217%3Bve+heard.
Well… you can’t buy your way in to heaven, from what I’ve heard. SCORE 22
The+good+place+seems+lit.
The good place seems lit. SCORE 24
Look+it%26%238217%3Bs+Harry
Look it’s Harry SCORE 27
HE+JUST+SOLD+RICE
HE JUST SOLD RICE SCORE 17
The+family+who+is+racist+together%26%238230%3B+etc.
The family who is racist together… etc. SCORE -6
OMG+at+what+c0st%3F
OMG at what c0st? SCORE 31
Fridge+manuals+are+weird
Fridge manuals are weird SCORE 20
The+turtles+are+bread.
The turtles are bread. SCORE 24
You+got+this%2C+bud.
You got this, bud. SCORE 28
Together%2C+we+exist.
Together, we exist. SCORE 29
Bill+can%26%238217%3Bt+breathe%26%238230%3B
Bill can’t breathe… SCORE 35
Families+whom+talk+together%26%238230%3B+etc.
Families whom talk together… etc. SCORE 35
You+are+stardust.
You are stardust. SCORE 21
Anyway%2C+here%26%238217%3Bs+Wunderwall.
Anyway, here’s Wunderwall. SCORE 10
Statistics+are+fun%21
Statistics are fun! SCORE 26
Nailed+it%2C+bear.
Nailed it, bear. SCORE 24
You%26%238217%3Bre+not+fake.
You’re not fake. SCORE 33
We+could+use+them+in+the+G7%2C+though.
We could use them in the G7, though. SCORE 26
The+Chad%26%238217%3Bs+have+been+summoned.
The Chad’s have been summoned. SCORE 14
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+a+tosser%26%238230%3B
Don’t be a tosser… SCORE 25
Get+out%2C+brobama.
Get out, brobama. SCORE 28
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Chocolate+dipped+glazed+donut+stuffed+with+cookie+dough.+Do+want%26%238230%3B
Chocolate dipped glazed donut stuffed with cookie dough. Do want… SCORE 100
Got+my+first+credit+card+and+added+a+little+extra+to+it
Got my first credit card and added a little extra to it SCORE 17
Jude+Law+flirting+with+Bear+Grylls%26%238217%3B+wife.
Jude Law flirting with Bear Grylls’ wife. SCORE 139
My+friend%26%238217%3Bs+graduation+cap.
My friend’s graduation cap. SCORE 149
Just+stumbled+across+a+website+dedicated+to+Jared+Padalecki%26%238217%3Bs+ass..
Just stumbled across a website dedicated to Jared Padalecki’s ass.. SCORE 21
Speeches
Speeches SCORE 137
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