Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
Full time savage SCORE 71
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
Who else does this? SCORE 112
All of these are true SCORE 178
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
A damn fool SCORE 65
Leo gets it SCORE 164
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Adulthood SCORE 111
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
America is so progressive SCORE 78
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
We the people SCORE 112
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
