Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
Forever alone level over 9000. SCORE 309
New sitcom. SCORE 911
Duck, duck, Douche! SCORE 1017
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Wait a minute… SCORE 656
Drink up. SCORE 461
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Spot the difference. SCORE 1389
Like a… SCORE 601
Yo is dis my… SCORE 399
Happy Easter! SCORE 496
Working beard door. SCORE 411
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
Do it. SCORE 961
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
Cats vs. Dogs. SCORE 891
People I insult. SCORE 1135
Space. SCORE 286
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
For your viewing pleasure. SCORE 304
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1247
Favoritism. SCORE 1451
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
White people problems. SCORE 237
The land before time. SCORE 289
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
