Never give up hope. SCORE 100
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Dogzilla SCORE 99
Always SCORE 175
Neighgativity SCORE 128
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
Nuns preaching the truth SCORE 73
Could you not? SCORE 193
Hold the phone… SCORE 98
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 92
This man must be stopped! SCORE 96
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Shoo SCORE 61
Oh, Missouri! SCORE 117
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
Special Bug SCORE 79
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
You always need more SCORE 61
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
underrated SCORE 132
Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
All the way to California SCORE 107
Crying daughter SCORE 193
Just one drink… SCORE 64
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
A man and his dog SCORE 112
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Please remain calm SCORE 157
