We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Whenever an unsubscribe form asks for my email SCORE 89
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Worth a try. SCORE 123
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71