Self checkout. SCORE 244
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Word! SCORE 19
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Truth. SCORE 182
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Wrong Show SCORE 191
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I was mugged! SCORE 130
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
BROFIST SCORE -3
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
