Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
Real food!!! SCORE 260
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
Ladies… SCORE 159
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Anybody else? SCORE 284
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Discuss. SCORE -24
