industrial size pockets for everyone! SCORE 21
but what about the genus of squirrel… SCORE 39
i repeat, this is not a SCORE 8
they do WHAT with the snow?! SCORE 29
and yet i see clearer than ever before SCORE -1
look, it’s not you, it’s me SCORE 23
dang, i got all excited for nothing SCORE 24
the most dangerous weapon of them all SCORE 22
*fingerguns towards a wall* SCORE 31
various subjects: “but you have heard of me” SCORE 23
these lifehacks need to stop SCORE 33
have a good one eh SCORE 17
for your next pet adoption… SCORE 40
this is known as the “nope” tree SCORE 20
and you still end up blanking until 3am SCORE 35
honestly not a bad point SCORE 41
i am become the haggard old SCORE 36
you’d think that’d be handy SCORE 20
she’s just trying to not let it go SCORE 14
thank you for sharing your taxi’s warmth with me SCORE 15
a shell of a guy SCORE 30
oh yeah, that thing SCORE 20
they’re just missing that iconic “S” SCORE 27
we need to decriminalize onions SCORE 21
then anything smoked? What about any fiery loins? SCORE 30
everything is just fine SCORE 19
i guess jesus christ wood SCORE 15
at least he wasn’t a stickler SCORE 0
ha, gottem! SCORE 8
this professor rested their case SCORE 38
to isengard to isengard SCORE 12
how do you do, younglings SCORE 14