When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
boop activated… SCORE 26
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Well Yes SCORE 35
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Protect this one. SCORE 31
Thanks mom… SCORE 27
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 26
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
