how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
space facts on your back SCORE 37
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
muggle born SCORE 15
a true work of art SCORE 13
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
texagons SCORE 23
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
no SCORE 24
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
