Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
a true work of art SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
help, i woke up SCORE 32
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
the council has convened. SCORE 15
muggle born SCORE 15
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
how to make lacroix at home and save money SCORE 22
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
no SCORE 23
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
space facts on your back SCORE 37
