I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
When you are a designer fresh out of college. SCORE 118
Things You Take For Granted SCORE 85
When you falling asleep in class then you remember how much college tuition is SCORE 75
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
I can’t be the only one that does this SCORE 89
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
The true Christian way SCORE 123
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -13
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
Right in the unemployment SCORE 116
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
They call cat people crazy… SCORE 82
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
Ridiculously Amazing Shirts SCORE -24
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
Metal men SCORE 235
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 126
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
He does make a point… SCORE 52
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69