A day in the life of a pet tortoise. SCORE 18
dog logic SCORE 115
Winter is the Justin Bieber of seasons. SCORE 163
I dedicated my life to you (╥﹏╥) SCORE -10
The last five remaining living individuals born in the 1800s SCORE 155
The basement. SCORE 126
Men aren’t dogs. SCORE 161
Mt. Fuji at sunrise. SCORE 163
Man soap. SCORE 211
Chipmunk steals a kiss SCORE 14
English is weird SCORE 208
How to scare men away. SCORE 11
FIRST DATE SCORE -8
I am not overweight. SCORE 141
Nick is my spirit animal. SCORE 156
How horror movies have ruined my chance at being a good parent. SCORE 138
So thankful the holidays are over. SCORE 17
Hunger Games with your high school classmates. SCORE 170
Kiss Cam SCORE 139
Back From the Dead SCORE 2
What your engine is trying to tell you. SCORE 119
Yet another unrealistic expectation for women SCORE 111
What a few states are known for. SCORE 17
Dory. SCORE 185
Practicing his moon walk. SCORE 126
John Mulaney explains which word is worse SCORE 175
How I feel about New Year’s Eve as I get older SCORE 19
This should be a worldwide policy. SCORE 306
Avoidance advice from Pooh Bear. SCORE 144
I can fly! SCORE 146
Latte art SCORE 12
I’ve been impaled… SCORE 152