leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
have it their way SCORE 16
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
they still look like that after taxes SCORE 26
enter my what now? SCORE 27
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
the three settings SCORE 28
one is never an option SCORE 11
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
whatever it takes SCORE 16
a buttload of wine SCORE 20
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
take the slide SCORE 26
this is genius SCORE 27
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
the astley paradox SCORE 19
devastating ruling but fair SCORE 14
all natural SCORE 22
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
i’m not crying, you’re crying! SCORE 23
