The selfie stick. SCORE 11
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
Words SCORE 198
Straight Outta High School SCORE 5
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
Marry someone from Google. SCORE 178
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
Thanks God… SCORE 9
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Smile. SCORE 11
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
Thanks grampa SCORE 205
Marriage. SCORE 109
College tuition. SCORE 14
Take off the mask SCORE 159
Velocirapture SCORE 13
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
I AM HOME! SCORE 133
I’m not racist, but… SCORE 94
All aboard! SCORE 10
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
Blasphemy SCORE 13
A temporary truce. SCORE 111
A dog’s life SCORE 10
He made his bed… SCORE 17
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
Can’t wait for the release. SCORE 14
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
The best lake. SCORE 9
Seems legit. SCORE 126
