Full time savage SCORE 71
Scumbag junior SCORE 81
Watching A Movie SCORE 74
All of these are true SCORE 178
30,000 shredded emails SCORE 38
Asking the real questions SCORE 179
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 136
The joys of flossing SCORE 76
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 103
Admiration SCORE 80
Who else does this? SCORE 112
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
Now that is dedication SCORE 152
It has its ups and downs SCORE 121
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Thanks, Internet. SCORE 48
Simpsons Have The Right Idea.. SCORE 94
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
A damn fool SCORE 65
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
My ice cold heart. SCORE 83
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Grandmotherly advice SCORE 98
Leo gets it SCORE 164
Contender at the 2015 World Beard and Mustache Championships SCORE 90
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Adulthood SCORE 111
