Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
Words. SCORE 178
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
I can’t math. SCORE 180
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Good idea guys… SCORE 139
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
Dammit. SCORE 191
Distractions. SCORE 192
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Perfect order. SCORE 207
News flash. SCORE 268
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
What? SCORE 238
Only in America. SCORE 78
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
Do want. SCORE 177
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268