don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
there were no survivors SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
pebble and roll SCORE 65
5 days a week SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
cats always come first SCORE 27
oh wow SCORE 48
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
must pet the pet SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
important psa SCORE 44
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
so true SCORE 37
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
