Only took a quarter of a century and six f-ing movies! SCORE 26
they might be worth money someday SCORE 40
Good boi SCORE 37
just going to assume this happened in Florida SCORE 41
scary everything SCORE 33
smol SCORE 41
laugh away the hurt SCORE 30
noobs SCORE 26
now i know who you really are SCORE 64
gonna be a rough landing SCORE 24
What’s important is I finally have a pool SCORE 19
Aliens have amazing hearing SCORE 47
corks are for quitters SCORE 46
this is a brilliant idea SCORE 27
Jerry needs friends SCORE 40
Ireland needs an adult SCORE 44
Which tone would you prefer? SCORE 19
It will be a slow death, too SCORE 36
it takes a lot of brain power SCORE 29
you are the chosen one SCORE 52
light it up, with bic! SCORE 37
Plants SCORE 43
Bologna is a good dog name SCORE 40
Why waste good cognac? SCORE 36
Cold Pockets doesn’t have the same ring to it, though SCORE 35
HOT and READY SCORE 44
Internet troll gets… trolled. Love to see it. SCORE 58
When work is literally your worst nightmare SCORE 50
I go to Target a lot SCORE 35
There is no such thing as parenting 101. SCORE 31
cats poop rainbows SCORE 25
get this man a job at a zoo! SCORE 73
