because everything is okay SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
i know what i want SCORE 9
every segment on the news SCORE 13
scream therapy SCORE 15
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
supersize it SCORE -4
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
one stop american shop SCORE 7
headbutt SCORE 15
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
scary fish! SCORE 7
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
the urge never really left though SCORE 5
slap them SCORE 12
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
cats find a way SCORE 23
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13