Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 1
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Women’s logic. SCORE -73
My dream. SCORE 134
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 110
If you watch…. SCORE 186
So many puns! SCORE 136
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
Onion rings. SCORE 158
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Touché… SCORE 263
Science FTW! SCORE 153
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
Attack! SCORE 200
It isn’t. SCORE 183
I need dis. SCORE 203
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Wings SCORE 7
Just perfect. SCORE 21
Jenga! SCORE 198
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Betcha Can’t SCORE -2
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
You are traffic. SCORE 242
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
