c’mon, finish cooking already! SCORE 14
those aren’t legs? SCORE 26
a venn diagram SCORE 24
they can’t help themselves SCORE 16
get back into it at your own pace SCORE 49
mt doom scrolling SCORE 40
the inescapable future SCORE 20
the way the universe works SCORE 21
he should have retired years ago SCORE 21
slow down there, picnic bear SCORE 11
i feel ripped off SCORE 7
did i do it right? SCORE 15
and there it is SCORE 39
just to make it sound like i care SCORE 14
go away, robert SCORE 19
why not? SCORE 12
problem solved SCORE 12
this makes me sad SCORE 5
relationships in reverse SCORE 9
some assembly required SCORE 8
just chew and swallow SCORE 12
… but you won’t succeed SCORE 16
yes SCORE 15
showing his appreciation SCORE 36
just part of my day SCORE 16
it was necessary SCORE 17
3104558 SCORE 4
every vacation once you have kids SCORE 14
optical illusion SCORE 22
no bones about it SCORE 13
how badly do you have to go? SCORE 8
why dirty a real mug? SCORE 19
