treat? SCORE 25
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
I want to believe. SCORE 28
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
I would eat them. SCORE 41
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
WELL THEN SCORE 17
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
It’s all good. SCORE 49
