Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
I… never thought of that. SCORE 28
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
*plays twilight zone music* SCORE 29
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 23
Looks like just anyone can get on the Twitter… SCORE 21
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
It’s the fresh start I didn’t know I needed. SCORE 25
Switch it up today. SCORE 24
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
