back to bed! SCORE 19
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
who’s in? SCORE 34
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i always spill SCORE 17
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
definitely a dog SCORE 46
they get huge SCORE 22
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
excuse me SCORE 19
an impossible task SCORE 20
i’m canceling SCORE 9
clever SCORE 29
this is why i drink SCORE 29
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
english burn SCORE 27
call the fire department SCORE 4
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
hi friend! SCORE 31
omg SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54