Uranus takes a pounding SCORE 131
Grow a pear SCORE 63
Potato SCORE 121
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 117
We all know this will happen SCORE 112
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
When I die SCORE 127
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 123
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
You’re just like a Disney Movie SCORE 75
Fun Prank SCORE 99
Every time SCORE 134
You know it’s going to happen. SCORE 107
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
The president of Israel just posted a photo of a Pokemon in the presidential residence, with the caption “call security.” SCORE 172
Parents will understand SCORE 147
When you don’t know the answer to an exam question but you refuse to leave it blank. SCORE 140
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 133
Link problems SCORE 140
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 94
Words SCORE 114
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
Bring me home. SCORE 93
A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 222
Pokemon GO is life SCORE 80
Either SCORE 114
A bathroom sign that I can get behind. SCORE 91
Stress perm SCORE 50
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
