what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
as you should feel SCORE 41
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
my daily workout SCORE 24
smart shopping SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
he might be right SCORE 30
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
hot take! SCORE 59
neow SCORE 31
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
literally any fact SCORE 52
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
food art SCORE 52
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
at least he listened SCORE 25
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
