Please stop destroying the loo… SCORE 30
…Nickels! SCORE 70
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 45
*spits venom* SCORE 37
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
IKEA sells a chocolate build-a-moose kit, allegedly. SCORE 43
Why posties go postal. SCORE 27
Magical Pi Bush!! SCORE 48
Anything is a corral if you try hard enough. SCORE 74
*risky click* SCORE 32
This is fine… SCORE 31
Snip snap! Snip snap! SCORE 39
The age of sin seems nice… SCORE 47
bulbasaur around the world. SCORE 46
The sheer girth of this bird persons bird… SCORE 42
Gato knows your location… SCORE 32
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
you could pinch my cheeks, if you wanted to… SCORE 13
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Happy jumper boys. SCORE 22
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
I did not see that coming… SCORE 36
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
How to sell a cucumber. SCORE 41
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 48
Tiger versus mud SCORE 47
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
I earned this… SCORE 47
Sleep sweet, civil servants. SCORE 77
I, for one, welcome our new drone overlords… SCORE 33