2pactopus SCORE 113
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Soon. SCORE 8
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
How “no homo” sounds. SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 146
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 290
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
The future. SCORE 23
Mount Rainier, Washington SCORE 257
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I can never show my face around there again SCORE 9
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
