til death do us part SCORE 23
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
therapy burn SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
enter my what now? SCORE 27
glucose guardian SCORE 12
boom SCORE 12
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
trying to straighten their lives out SCORE 15
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
puzzling SCORE 18
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
dreams are fun SCORE 28
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
fancy af SCORE 10
one is never an option SCORE 11
not a high success rate SCORE 25
