A quote from Bush’s speech for the fallen Dallas police officers. SCORE 220
Grow a pear SCORE 62
Napping is such a gamble… SCORE 86
When you’re Amish and you just want to make your father proud SCORE 73
When I die SCORE 126
Poor mosquitoes SCORE 65
Like a gender reveal SCORE 29
Either SCORE 113
Pokemon Go is a great alternative to Tinder SCORE 93
Wed-nes-day SCORE 109
Nightmare fuel. SCORE 83
A cabinet full of expensive plates SCORE 122
What Pokemon is this? SCORE 132
Still married after 12 years SCORE 219
It’s only Wednesday SCORE 105
The Lies I’ve Told SCORE 60
We’ve All Done It SCORE 115
Stress perm SCORE 50
Some beautiful words SCORE 70
Summer SCORE 75
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! SCORE 56
Some wise words SCORE 85
These jeans were tested on animals. SCORE 51
Taking showers… SCORE 83
Why do my legs hurt so much? SCORE 115
Oedipus SCORE 164
When you hear a really annoying voice… SCORE 118
Parents will understand SCORE 147
Link problems SCORE 140
Perfect Argument Breaker SCORE 148
I wish the taco food truck industry would adopt the ice cream man’s business model SCORE 90
Tunnel of books in a bookstore in China SCORE 103