bad ass SCORE 38
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
too late SCORE 38
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
important psa SCORE 44
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
pebble and roll SCORE 65
there were no survivors SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 49
5 days a week SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
i am this dog SCORE 20
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
he made his choice SCORE 43
