there were no survivors SCORE 37
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
5 days a week SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
must pet the pet SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 49
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
important psa SCORE 44
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
so true SCORE 37
too late SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
cats always come first SCORE 27
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39