
Yawn! SCORE 146

public transportation can be spooky. SCORE 90

I did nazi that coming! SCORE 223

Idiot was already taken SCORE 37

Wat? SCORE 136

Are you the SAT? SCORE 183

I'm a roller coaster survivor. SCORE 134

Rowling inspired. SCORE 21

True. SCORE 193

Dad is dead. You're next. SCORE 175

Poor Oliver SCORE 168

Next Episode Please SCORE 68

Freedom From His Wheelchair SCORE 117

Bonn, Germany SCORE 333

Books for tall people. SCORE 233

Yep. SCORE 105

Dear mom... SCORE 265

I am afraid. SCORE 145

Good parents are good. SCORE 85

Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 17

Advice from Linda Belcher. SCORE 142

Scumbag TSA. SCORE 325

If Facebook existed during WWII. SCORE 101

I lost the receipt... SCORE 63

Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94

Walk your dog, fatty. SCORE 25

Diet Coke for Scale SCORE 118

Gotta love allergy season SCORE 100

Dad joke level: expert SCORE 121

Dad is chopped liver. SCORE 70

Harry Potter dogs. SCORE 184

Cats carrying their young SCORE 143