Yawn! SCORE 146
public transportation can be spooky. SCORE 90
I did nazi that coming! SCORE 223
Idiot was already taken SCORE 37
Wat? SCORE 136
Are you the SAT? SCORE 183
I'm a roller coaster survivor. SCORE 134
Rowling inspired. SCORE 21
True. SCORE 193
Dad is dead. You're next. SCORE 175
Poor Oliver SCORE 168
Next Episode Please SCORE 68
Freedom From His Wheelchair SCORE 117
Bonn, Germany SCORE 333
Books for tall people. SCORE 233
Yep. SCORE 105
Dear mom... SCORE 265
I am afraid. SCORE 145
Good parents are good. SCORE 85
Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 17
Advice from Linda Belcher. SCORE 142
Scumbag TSA. SCORE 325
If Facebook existed during WWII. SCORE 101
I lost the receipt... SCORE 63
Fat people are harder to kidnap. SCORE 94
Walk your dog, fatty. SCORE 25
Diet Coke for Scale SCORE 118
Gotta love allergy season SCORE 100
Dad joke level: expert SCORE 121
Dad is chopped liver. SCORE 70
Harry Potter dogs. SCORE 184
Cats carrying their young SCORE 143
