this dad was on another level SCORE 39
life insurance payout SCORE 42
he might be right SCORE 30
$30 uber SCORE 30
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
they’re brutal SCORE 45
nap time! SCORE 38
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
hot take! SCORE 59
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
at least he listened SCORE 25
pretty much SCORE 29
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
it’s a test SCORE 21
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
holy cow! SCORE 40
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
