where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 31
how could you, son? SCORE 41
horny bbq SCORE 30
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
they blocked my number SCORE 16
i want to squash his face SCORE 46
genius SCORE 26
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 24
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 44
i won’t ask again SCORE 54
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
advantage me? SCORE 54
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
today was a good day SCORE 38
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 37
textbook-ception SCORE 50
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 35
when the hunger hits SCORE 57
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 29
rowboatcop SCORE 26
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
porn title SCORE 39
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33