Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Finally. SCORE 345
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Accurate. SCORE 257
