
When I was little I wanted to be a Disney Princess SCORE 109

By day he is Bruce, but by night… SCORE 95

Things I never learned in Highschool SCORE 13

She Really Can’t Stay SCORE 131

I’m rich! I’m wealthy! I’m socially secure! SCORE 99

You know what I said when a book fell on my head? SCORE 73

When you piss off Sarge SCORE 94

Mordor sees all SCORE 45

What it feels like trying to have an intellectual conversation on social media… SCORE 87

I Like Skirts SCORE 82

Vantablack, the Darkest Material Ever Made, Absorbs 99.965% Of Light SCORE 146

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial SCORE 136

It’s just not going to happen SCORE 71

Savage knows not what time is SCORE 119

I’d like to report a clown… SCORE 47

Airlines with a sense of humor SCORE 148

Worst name for a perfume SCORE 64

Schrödinger…we have a problem SCORE 72

Sue of side is no laughing matter SCORE 82

The Holy Trinity SCORE 126

When your son grows up… SCORE 109

An African Bush Viper – Pretty but Venomous SCORE 121

Oh coco SCORE 67

How Tall Are You? SCORE 136

As a Floridian, this has been happening a lot this week. SCORE 68

I Totally Understand How Batteries Feel SCORE 84

Kids In Missouri Practicing Their Reading With Shelter Dogs SCORE 138

OK I loved this show… SCORE 112

California prisons vs universities SCORE 87

When you want to help the children in need but end up getting roasted instead SCORE 78

Anatomy Of A Greyhound SCORE 35

Have You Seen Eeyore? SCORE 57