Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35
taxes SCORE 30
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
Safety first. SCORE 26
turning off the basement light SCORE 33