If robbers ever broke into my house… SCORE 254
My favorite activity. SCORE 151
GO BOB GO!!!!!! SCORE 5
The world’s smallest dog. SCORE 55
Batman? SCORE 138
Me and my trainer. SCORE 115
Take more pictures… SCORE 91
Uncanny SCORE 150
Meanwhile in holland… SCORE 1
Highly suspicious. SCORE 190
Julie and the deathly surgeon. SCORE 79
Truth and lies. SCORE 142
Leprechauns are smart. SCORE 158
Stalker world problems. SCORE 258
Worse than the friendzone. SCORE 123
As a straight man, I feel relieved. SCORE 126
Women are crazy, men are stupid. SCORE 180
The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth. SCORE 445
Darth Vader is Luke’s Father!? SCORE 5
How I feel about senior discounts. SCORE 90
Suicide is not the answer. SCORE 225
How normal people flirt vs. How I flirt. SCORE 238
Heaven must be missing an angle… SCORE 185
Cats are jerks. SCORE 127
Sharing a tiny bed in college with my girlfriend. SCORE 104
How I Met Your Mother SCORE 6
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! SCORE -5
Oh stop it, you… SCORE 62
Surface tension is awesome. SCORE 155
How slavery began. SCORE 73
Perks of being an English major SCORE 177
Potter Puppy. SCORE 154
