Slow Robot
Abomination
SCORE 49
Kitty+parts.
Kitty parts. SCORE 30
Hours+of+my+day%26%238230%3B+gone.
Hours of my day… gone. SCORE 35
This+is+a+talent%21
This is a talent! SCORE 23
I%26%238217%3Bm+afraid+I+can%26%238217%3Bt+do+that%26%238230%3B
I’m afraid I can’t do that… SCORE 18
Is+this+your+gaaaaalfrieeeeend
Is this your gaaaaalfrieeeeend SCORE 26
Elon+just+woke+up%26%238230%3B
Elon just woke up… SCORE 33
Let+me+be+the+first+to+apologize+for+the+slanderous+way+in+which+I+previously+communicated%26%238230%3B
Let me be the first to apologize for the slanderous way in which I previously communicated… SCORE 19
Read+the+humans.
Read the humans. SCORE 22
You+know+the+scream%26%238230%3B
You know the scream… SCORE 27
In+other+words%2C+get+bent.
In other words, get bent. SCORE 33
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+that+easy%26%238230%3B
It’s just that easy… SCORE 33
Let+the+cats+have+options.
Let the cats have options. SCORE 19
Mars%2C+a+history.
Mars, a history. SCORE 20
This+explains+Pennywise+and+his+antics.
This explains Pennywise and his antics. SCORE 27
For+the+guest+throne+room%26%238230%3B
For the guest throne room… SCORE 22
You+have+simply+not+been+chosen.
You have simply not been chosen. SCORE 31
So+progressive%26%238230%3B
So progressive… SCORE 16
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+dislike%2C+sonnets%26%238230%3B
I don’t dislike, sonnets… SCORE 36
Lizards+listen+lovingly.
Lizards listen lovingly. SCORE 29
More+screen+time+is+the+answer.
More screen time is the answer. SCORE 13
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+stupid+if+it+works.
It ain’t stupid if it works. SCORE 27
Warmth+confirmed%2C+and+appreciated.
Warmth confirmed, and appreciated. SCORE 23
Gouda+to+know%26%238230%3B
Gouda to know… SCORE 30
There+are+two+types+of+people%26%238230%3B
There are two types of people… SCORE 20
We+are+very+proud+of+the+lil+jelly%26%238217%3Bs.
We are very proud of the lil jelly’s. SCORE 22
Oil+dips.
Oil dips. SCORE 26
Love+thy+neighbour%2C+also%26%238230%3B
Love thy neighbour, also… SCORE 22
OK+but+whom+has+eyes+on+momma%3F
OK but whom has eyes on momma? SCORE 22
I%26%238217%3Bll+actually+pass+on+that+one.+Thanks.
I’ll actually pass on that one. Thanks. SCORE 19
Greetings%26%238230%3B+do+you+require+wares+of+which+I+posses%3F
Greetings… do you require wares of which I posses? SCORE 29
Just+soft+touches%26%238230%3B
Just soft touches… SCORE 27
Matches+that+really+send+a+message%26%238230%3B
Matches that really send a message… SCORE 37
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No+bones+about+it%21
No bones about it! SCORE 189
Cannot+unsee%26%238230%3B
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
Evolution+of+the+phone.
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Colder+than+Mars%21
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Be+nice+at+the+dentist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+getting+x-rays
Be nice at the dentist when you’re getting x-rays SCORE 10
Om+nom+nom
Om nom nom SCORE 10
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