You've been lied to your whole life SCORE 130
As a functioning introvert during the holidays... SCORE 90
Piranha is NOT on the menu tonight... SCORE 35
Would you look at that... SCORE 16
Christmas is strange. SCORE 152
Not all heroes where capes SCORE 74
Be nice. SCORE 144
This apple pie is more beautiful than you... SCORE 28
Watermelon Rubberband Russian Roulette SCORE 130
My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger. SCORE 153
Papi Bernie SCORE 23
Strong words, IHOP. SCORE 201
Would eat. SCORE 105
Rawr! I'm Fierce! SCORE 60
Because celebrities trust any random stranger with their money SCORE 159
Why storm troopers can't shoot straight. SCORE 123
Tech Security Expert forgets to turn off his twitter location when trying to evade the law in his ultra-secure facility. SCORE 21
My resume pales in comparison SCORE 92
On introverts. SCORE 244
It's The Most Expensive Bird Warmer SCORE 140
Are you kidding me? SCORE 216
"Like this!" SCORE 145
My cat is getting pushy. SCORE 111
Mauerpark Berlin SCORE 24
let's be real here SCORE 181
Me in the Gym SCORE 87
If harry potter were an anime SCORE 416
Cool and mysterious. SCORE 165
Nothing tastes as good as vengeance feels SCORE 121
What a time to be (maybe) alive! SCORE 25
Whaleception. SCORE 272
Who knew? SCORE 97
