My life is a lie. SCORE 265
Now you have me worried. SCORE 191
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
Things To do. SCORE 15
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
The new Batman SCORE 11
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 74
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Because Cute SCORE 16
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
I want to do this. SCORE 295
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
