Got fired from the nuclear power plant today. Gave my boss the middle finger and walked out. SCORE 61
Walrus fell asleep on top of a submarine SCORE 82
Sorry not sorry – Michelangelo, probably SCORE 26
We shall slep SCORE 64
Instant regret SCORE 76
You’re hired. SCORE 90
When You Feed Your Cats An Hour Late SCORE 70
I specifically requested the opposite of this SCORE 83
Step up your bath game. SCORE 45
Just gonna leaf this here SCORE 47
No dating for the batman SCORE 83
Benefits of being a Vet SCORE 87
Ancient Roman glass gaming die from the second century SCORE 84
Savage dad is savage SCORE 80
Maybe you shouldn’t drink milk after all SCORE 106
Better to burn out than fade away SCORE 56
Academics SCORE 44
I say Beauty of Life. SCORE 95
Stop all this unnecessary hate SCORE 59
Geology rocks. SCORE 92
This is why you don’t use tinder for jokes. SCORE 80
WHy would you do this? SCORE 36
Bring the kids! SCORE 48
The flowers are singing! SCORE 48
Stops at every rest stop SCORE 41
Burn the heathen! SCORE 58
Just Realized That My Bf Never Asked Me To… SCORE 84
When your mother-in-law offers to watch the children for the weekend SCORE 44
The long con. SCORE 88
A Heart-shaped Lightning Strike SCORE 110
This shouldn’t have to be said. SCORE 137
A very unique street in Spain SCORE 55